Famous Sluggers

These two motherfuckers love Skoal Long Cut, room temp cans of Strohs, and hitting no-doubters over the fence at the sandlot behind the Grand Union.

One time, at the Grand Union, Tommy's sister Marlene was working the register on 8 and she let these two leave with a case of Schlitz Light and two containers of cottage cheese. They forgot to nab spoons so they had to use their paws to eat the cottage cheese. They spilled shit all down their stolen Lois jeans.

You can get these for a cool 13$ a piece.